10 ways to take advantage of a sick day
I had the glorious fortune of getting the flu right when my dad became obsessed with his new humidifier. All I’m going to say is that adding moisture to an atmosphere when you already have a headache...
View ArticleWhy the world needs gay rights
My opening statement goes out to Russia, the United States, to the entire planet, and those who do not fully comprehend homosexuality: Grow up. Now, seriously, we’ve all had to witness people making...
View ArticleWhy not to play Flappy Bird
I recently began playing the very addicting “Flappy Bird” game, and felt that I should give an advisory to people interested in playing it. This video is merely a comedy, and should not be taken...
View ArticleThe future of dealing with garbage
I was looking into the current trash situation in the world today, and I was wondering how on earth we actually wound up here. There are mountains of rotting garbage waiting to be incinerated in a...
View ArticleBig news in the Pixar world
It was announced recently that Pixar is finally going to be making a sequel to The Incredibles, and unfortunately making yet another sequel to it’s flop film Cars. Set aside the fact that I think Pixar...
View ArticleThe world has ended today
Scientists have announced today that the Earth, as we know it, has ceased to exist. The Earth faced its end today as its usually consistent habit of existing began to fail. This move by our normally...
View ArticleStop talking about Frozen
Well it would seem that this winter is FINALLY over, and I think it’s time people stopped talking about this overrated “blockbuster“. I know that there are a lot of people who love this movie and think...
View ArticleThis isn’t “goodbye”, it’s “see you later”
We took a risk. While our friends were making their schedules for senior year with excess study halls, late arrivals and early dismissals, we were applying to a program where we would receive college...
View ArticleThe Finale
Well here we are at last. THE FEELS. This year has been such a roller coaster for all of us, but it’s a ride I won’t soon forget. When I first started this course, I knew that New Visions was...
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